The Sun--Adrian

Have you ever been to the sun?

When you go to the sun, it is hot. You probably won't survive there for a long time because it is so hot. When you step on it it feels squishy, like oatmeal. It probably smells like burnt bacon. And it probably tastes like burnt bacon, too. BE WARNED! DON'T GO!!! Because if you do . . . you'll get shriveled up to a sausage on a plate at home. With ketchup and mustard. And, there's a joke about the ketchup and mustard . . . wait, I'm getting totally side-tracked.

So, do you still want to visit the sun? I bet you do!