Dear Fig Tree,
I am sorry for eating one of your figs.
It probably surprised you,
because pigs usually don't eat figs.
Why did I get big when I ate one of your figs?
And why did my wig get bigger?
I don't know,
you might not know,
and if you don't know,
then nobody probably knows.
Whatever it is,
it is S.T.R.A.N.G.E (Sickness Terminal Relanded At No Great Elevator).
Sincererly,
Pig with the Wig
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Dear Owen,
This is a mystery! Do you think the Great Elevator might know?
Sorry about the typo last time!
Donna (mom)
Say, maybe this pig in a wig bought that fig at Piggly Wiggly (that's a store like Safeway, O.K.?
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